Deer farts?

[robert l]

morning, add some beer and boiled eggs and u can make
ur own methane gas. ffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrttttttttttt
that would light people up!! justme gbot tum

There is nothing better than budweeezer and boiled eggs for for breakfast.

 

[5.56×250]

There is nothing better than budweeezer and boiled eggs for for breakfast.

There is help out there for you .......hi, I'm Robert I and I have a boiled egg for breakfast addiction. We all know the beer is because somebodies kids drank all the cokes in the camp the night before

 

[robert l]

Hey, WOW! Thought I was the only one who had this condition. I think it's because we inhale the aroma of the deer's chest, abdomen and bowel cavity. Not intentionally. Just in the course of cleaning a deer, you have to breathe. Yes, I have deer gut farts also.
I also wear rubber type, surgical gloves, doesn't make a difference. What wearing gloves does do is allow me to be able to eat venison once I have cleaned it. Without gloves, I smell it on my hands for days, no matter the amount of soap, vinegar, lemon juice or anything else.
One deer without gloves, hum, sniff, sniff, taste good, chew, HARD swallow, two deer without gloves, forget it, I couldn't bear to eat it.
I grew up eating deer. My Mom is the same way, can't bear to eat it for the smell. When Dad killed a deer (and he killed a a lot of 'em) she cut the most of it up. No gloves back then.

Cleaning hogs will do the same as we must be inhalation of the fumes.but never had a problem with deer.The hog has a swampy smell to it.but there is mostly low land here in south florida.

 

[robert l]

I suppose you could try the same trick I use with a pot of beans to keep the flatulence to the minimum. I put a string in the pot and let it hang over the side. Try it with a deer carcass. Put the end of the string deep inside the carcass and let the other end hang over the outside close to the ground. This will give an opportunity for all the little stinkers to crawl out.

Yall are to much strings hanging outa a deer do you put it in the anal cavety.

 

[robert l]

There is a way to solve this problem.

Always Walk Up Wind !!!!! And if you are in Walmart, Walk fast.

J E CUSTOM

My mom used to leave one by me and quikly go to the next isle leaving me there holding her wind.

 

[robert l]

and a follow up question- "If a deer farts in the forest who hears it?" Anyone????

The other do and probally smell it too.

 

[foul bore]

a little humor is good for the soul, sure beats arguments

 

[robert l]

Happens to me all the time. Not only that, but as a LE, when I am around either a fire scene or a decaying body, my farts smell like it for a couple of days after. Consider that you are breathing in scent molecules of whatever you are around. If you can smell it, it's entering your body.

Now thats grose.i have smelled a few dead bodys and its not pleasent at all.I can tell you once you smell it you will never forget that smell.

 

[foul bore]

Me too, I've never heard a deer Fart!

maybe you need to get closer

 

[robert l]

Similar subject; I can tell when a poop is coming, my farts get stinkier. Is this normal ?

I would say that is very normal.there is alot of gas in our poo.

 

[foul bore]

when you target shoot do your farts smell like gunpowder?

 

[robert l]

I refer to those as rolling off a fresh one, that is to say the fart is rolling across a fresh turd at the gate.

Do you mean that you have a turttle head poking out.

 

[NW Hunter]

Opening day is Saturday and I'm so excited to smell my farts I can't sit still

LOL!

 

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Do you mean that you have a turttle head poking out.

Pre turtle head, but close.