Well, as some of you know, I've been laid off a while. It SUCKED!
Anyway, I'm back to work now, but not in my former roll as an Asst. Superintendant, or a Foreman. Nope, this company wanted carpenters. I wanted work. So I figured id just tool up again, & put my baggs back on. How hard can it be right? It's like a mental vacation from all the job woes. All I gotta do is show up, do what I'm told, to the best of my ability, as fast as I can without complaint. Besides, its good excersize.
So, I spent most of my savings on re acquiring all the hand tools I once had, but seemed to have "donated" over the years as a "boss".
New 20 volt lithium screwgun, & impact, new framing square, new framing hammer..... with the nastiest waffle you've ever seen.... (ya, you know where this is goin')... Anyway thank God my Baggs & a few other tools had some signs of rough use, or I'd have been branded a rookie without much of a second glance I'm sure.
Anyway Monday rolled around & I hit the ground running. I wanted to earn my spot as one of the top dogs.
I wasn't at work for a full 2 hours before that waffle bit me. & it bit hard! My thumb nail is black & purple, + I blew the bottom out of it & blood squirted everyehere. But when I took a look at it, I noticed my thumb had company. My middle, & ring finger on the same hand had discoloured fingernails, & blood blisters instantly too. (I really hate braking in a new hammer!)
So to save face, & continue my task, I tried to ignore it. Wow that took some Serious ignoring!
To tie all this togather with LRH, I continued down the stupid path, of stupid badges. Yep, I was going for the platinum membership!
This weekend, I decided to load up a few rounds id spent the winter doing all my case prep on. I was kinda excited. I was seeing all the fruits of my labor paying off. While daydreaming about how superior my handloads would be this season, I misplaced my fingers while the RAM of my Hornady Lock-n-Load preceded to, well, CRUSH -for lack of any other propper term- the very same thumb that id re arranged with my new framing hammer!
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I don't expect all of you to fully comprehend this, but I know there's a bunch of us here who can.
Apparently Platinum is just a stepping stone on your way to Grand Pubah of stupid badges!
Sorry bout the lengthy story guys, but somebody, I'm sure, will benefit from my ignorance, even if only in laughter that there really is someone slightly worse off than them
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