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[Clem Bronkoski]

Today I did the dishes and put them away. Did a load of clothes and put them away and as I was running the vacuum my wife asked me what caliber did you buy this time and how much was it?!!

 

[memtb]

I must be doing something wrong! My wife knows exactly when, what, and how much any firearm purchase is…….before it happens! I don't know the passwords for our accounts! memtb

 

[74honker]

UUUUMMMMMMM

 

[crashlanding]

My wife and I were just playing cards, I blanked out for a moment, she asked if I was okay, yes I replied. She asked what I was thinking about, so I went into an explanation of the difference between a first and second focal plane scope and I needed a new first focal one. We went back to playing cards, she never responded to that.

 

[M118LR]

My wife no longer concerns herself with firearms expenditures. Guess by this stage of life we got more money than time. All she wants to know is how I'm going to clean them all monthly? LOL.

 

[JBumble]

Today I did the dishes and put them away. Did a load of clothes and put them away and as I was running the vacuum my wife asked me what caliber did you buy this time and how much was it?!!

Assuming you can still write and are alive.......What did you tell her?

 

[Clem Bronkoski]

Assuming you can still write and are alive.......What did you tell her?

I refuse to answer on the grounds of incriminating myself.

 

[nksmfamjp]

Yea, too much at one time gave it away. Maybe ask ChatGPT to help you figure out your next move….

Honesty is usually the best policy in a marriage, especially when it comes to significant purchases like a firearm. If you're concerned about her reaction, consider why that is—whether it's about finances, safety, or personal beliefs—and address those concerns directly. If you need help navigating the situation, I'd be happy to offer advice.

ChatGPT

Honestly not much help!

 

[JBumble]

I refuse to answer on the grounds of incriminating myself.

Well, at least you're alive and still have internet privileges. That's a big plus.

 

[M118LR]

Try telling her that you are searching for the firearm that will finally let the Kids, Relatives, Grandkids, etc whip your butt with.Works for me everytime. Wonder what's going to happen once I do purchase that firearm?

 

[Allen Lone wolf]

It all started over 50yrs ago when I had sliding glass gun case. I would buy a gun hide it for months then slip it in the gun case. After time would pass she would notice something would look different and ask, do you have a new gun? Being totally honest I would reply, no honey I've had that gun for quite some time lol. Finally got smart and bought a gun vault. But now after 53yrs she just gave up.

 

[stazmania]

It all started over 50yrs ago when I had sliding glass gun case. I would buy a gun hide it for months then slip it in the gun case. After time would pass she would notice something would look different and ask, do you have a new gun? Being totally honest I would reply, no honey I've had that gun for quite some time lol. Finally got smart and bought a gun vault. But now after 53yrs she just gave up.

I hate it when they just give up! It take away from the thrill of the deception it is as thrilling as tricking a huge brown bear with a fawn in distress call, only twice as dangerous

 

[mac426]

A buddy of mine use to leave the house with an empty gun case. Tell the wife he needed his old gun to be repaired at the gun shop, then returned with a brand new gun no questions asked!

 

[Upsidedownjack]

Today I did the dishes and put them away. Did a load of clothes and put them away and as I was running the vacuum my wife asked me what caliber did you buy this time and how much was it?!!

What would Make you Believe I "Bought" ANOTHER" firearm? I Just Wanted to Show HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!