"wisdom of native Americans"

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, Feb 6, 2010.

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  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

    May 17, 2007
    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
    in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
    He says to the waiter:
    "Want coffee."
    The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
    The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
    turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
    causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, and then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns..
    He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
    another male buffalo with the other.
    He walks up to the counter and says to
    the waiter

    "Want coffee."

    The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!
    We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
    What was all that about, anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and proudly says,

    "Training for position in United States Congress:
    Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
  2. 30-338

    30-338 Well-Known Member

    Jan 25, 2008
    I was wondering where that joke was going. The essence of humor seems to be surprise. I enjoyed this .... thanks 30-338

  3. Chas1

    Chas1 Well-Known Member

    Feb 15, 2009
    Good one.:)

    Congress...that about sums it up sad to say.
  4. morhuntin

    morhuntin Well-Known Member

    Feb 1, 2009
    right on the money$