(some funnier than others...............)
The Wisdom Of Our Time . .
<>It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
<> You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
<>
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
<> A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.
when blonde's have more fun,
do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
<> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL
<>
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.
<> Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
<>Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
<> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.
Friends don't let friends
take ugly people home.
<> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi
Gaseous clouds
have been detected
around Uranus.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
<>
GUN CONTROL:
using both hands
The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
The Wisdom Of Our Time . .
<>It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
<> You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
<>
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
<> A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.
when blonde's have more fun,
do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
<> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL
<>
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.
<> Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
<>Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
<> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.
Friends don't let friends
take ugly people home.
<> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi
Gaseous clouds
have been detected
around Uranus.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
<>
GUN CONTROL:
using both hands
The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
