Phrases to Live by

[Rich Coyle]

After owning four Swarovski scopes I learn, if you want quality, you don't get what you pay for. You get what you shop for.

 

[jraulsten]

Due to the rising cost in ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot.

 

[jraulsten]

My stomach is flat, but the L is silent.

 

[wv270wsm]

After working in the construction and the oilfield for the last 25 years , I've heard alot . The best ones that won't get me exiled here though are
Measure twice cut once
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast
Don't always have time to do it right the first time, but we'll make time to do it again.
May hay while the sun's shining
You can't keep p!ssing on a man's back and tell him it's raining

 

[DoneNOut]

"If your word is no good, then neither are you!"

 

[Greyfox]

 

[dmj]

Take me once, shame on you. Take me twice, shame on me.

 

[cowboy]

If you want to run with the pack, don't be pizzing like a puppy.

 

[HARPERC]

If you don't like the music don't bother the monkey, go straight to the organ grinder.

 

[memtb]

I believe that my signature line very adequately describes my position….at least when hunting rifles are concerned!
Not the "let's go Brandon" remark! memtb

 

[Mark37082]

I can say that I have violated one of my phrases/sayings a few times this year. "If you can walk into a hospital, don't." It worked out in the end other than the financial side.

 

[Chadp82]

Someone at work told me this one:

Working for this outfit is like p$$ing yourself in a dark suit. You feel warm for a little while but no one really notices.

 

[Chadp82]

Work motto for a not so good contractor:

We do it nice cause we do it twice

 

[3chester]

Some dang Fool put, a dollar twenty nine, on a jug of Thunderbird wine.