A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work" The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man and put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work" A Russian doctor says: Russia has you beat, Gentlemen, we take out half a heart from one, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work." The United States doctor answers and laughs: "You all are way behind us. 2 years ago in the USA , we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls, put him in the White House as President. Now, the whole darn country is looking for work!!!