This was actually posted by philny in 2007. Because of the format it wouldn't transfer, so had to take it into MS Word, reformat it and then post it. Enjoy!
SO WHO IS DOING THE
WORK?
The population of the USA is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the
federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing terrorist's.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people
who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188, 000 people
in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
sitting on your ***,
at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice !!
SO WHO IS DOING THE
WORK?
The population of the USA is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the
federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing terrorist's.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people
who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188, 000 people
in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
sitting on your ***,
at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice !!
