How many rifles does your wife think you own?

[Rhovee]

Just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only low life out there that either lies about how much rifles cost, or how many you have. My wife currently thinks I have (1) rifle and it's magically changed colors and size from year to yesr. I actually have had (6) customs in 2 years and currently have (3). So let's hear it. I know I am not the only one who keeps the spouse in the dark about rifle cost/quantity.

 

[CaptainBLW]

She has no idea.

We have a don't ask -don't tell situation.

When the subject comes up I change the subject.

 

[Jjeffhunter]

honesty is the best policy my wife knows of all my guns in the safe and ones being built!

 

[Peddler 76]

I have 5 she has 3, she hunts with me.

 

[turkn8r1]

Only the ones she can see. She has no idea that there are over 100 in another guys closet that are about to come home.

 

[26Reload]

She knows of fhe four i have now..and a shotgun...
But she and the kid have more than i do...rifles pistols and shotguns...
Unless she sold them....

 

[harps]

Are you crazy , this is a topic that should never be brought up on any forum at anytime. Was this some kind of dare or just a bad joke? My
Wife has deposited every one of my paycheck for the last 25 years. I've managed to make a little extra money on the side building a fence or twenty something, fixing up a truck or ten, buying this or that and turning it over making making a little extra. Made extra money for vacations, things for my wife and kids, but I've also picked up a few firearms every year. Winchester pre 64 mod 70's, the fewest I picked up in a year was 2 and the most in a year was 8 some are real nice a few Super Grades neat calibers most are shooters in standard calibers. I like to think she doesn't know but she is really really smart, not sure why she picked me. But I would never put them all in one spot for fear she might take a count and then come looking for me with some questions I may not want to answer! So I ask one more time ARE YOU CARZY?
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[birdiemc]

I tell her about every one, but that doesn't mean she has any clue that a barrel 2 months ago plus an action last month and a stock in a couple months makes a gun. But for ever 2-3 I buy for me I buy her one, and let me tell you value wise, hers are worth way more than what I've spent on mine

 

[Rhovee]

Hahah. This is pretty funny. I haven't told my wife the code to the safe, so she can't go check. I think it's better they don't know everything.

 

[Idaholandho]

All of them, I can't be that guy.

 

[thatguyshm]

My wife knows about mine. She knows I have a collection, and that I get a few new ones each year. As long as they are in the safe, hers has plenty of ammo loaded and I don't do dumb stuff, she's quite alright with it. Now I may not tell her when I upgrade a scope or buy a new stock, but I treat her just like the ATF, anytime I buy a new gun I let her know.

 

[WeiserBucks]

If you have to deceive your wife, you shouldn't be married.

 

[257Tony]

She doesn't know about all of them, and doesn't really care. When I buy a new gun I give her cash to go buy herself something.

 

[birdiemc]

If I treated my wife like the ATF I'd be 6ft under.