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[jpfrog]

Fat fingers, My Bad

Just giving you crap!

 

[FrogFire7]

They're they're, it'll be OK (I kid)

 

[P7M13]

One bright morning
In the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and beat the life out of the two dead boys
If you don't believe this tale to be true
Ask the blind man, for he saw it too.

 

[GLTaylor]

Now THAT is an excellent play on words!!!!!!!

 

[flyguy1]

My fav was when a guy on a fishing site said he was going to the coast and fish for strippers. Spelling counts sometimes, two. Or maybe he spelled it write in the first place.

 

[338 dude]

break

verb


broke\ ˈbrōk \; broken\ ˈbrō-kən \; breaking

Definition of break

(Entry 1 of 2)
transitive verb
1a: to separate into parts with suddenness or violencebroke a plate

brake

noun (1)

\ ˈbrāk \

Definition of brake

(Entry 1 of 6)
1: a device for arresting or preventing the motion of a mechanism usually by means of frictionapply the brakestook his foot off the brake

I know the difference but I don't think my phone does

 

[Dosh]

We always have a good laugh with poor grammar/spelling. Used to bother me, but now enjoy it. Sometimes when twenty sentences are run together without any punctuation, understanding the intent is difficult.

 

[badthirtyone]

Punctuation is also exceptionally important.

Let's eat, Grandma.

Vs

Let's eat Grandma.

Punctuation can save a life.

 

[WAMBO]

Also, caliber is size of the bore, cartridge is what's it's chambered in.

 

[venatic]

Creedmoor/Creedmore....need I say moor

 

[ButterBean]

Creedmoor/Creedmore....need I say moor

Causes
Reduced
Erections
Emphysema
Depression
ManBun's
Ovaries
Ovulation
Rashes


Causes
Reduced
Erections
Emphysema
Depression
ManBun's
Ovaries
Rashes
Everywhere

 

[338weatherby]

Also, caliber is size of the bore, cartridge is what's it's chambered in.

And, the Glock 17 (any pistol)for sale with 3- 17 round clips!

 

[Tommytrees]

I know the difference but I don't think my phone does

Dam auto check always gets me in trouble and voice commands 4getaboutit.

 

[ButterBean]

And, the Glock 17 (any pistol)for sale with 3- 17 round clips!

ShoNuff