The Oink Cafe has to be some sort of money laundering front so DJ can buy all of his expensive toys!
In the Ear? Really???
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OK a serious technical question for all you real experts out there!
I only hunt hogs with it so so don't really need the long range accuracy I did before.
Any thoughts?
yes... gfy
OK, so where is djones?
gfy - im bezzie
I also have an Aunt by marriage,
pics of your ant or gfy
In the Video, what happened to the one hog? When it got hit, it looked like it fell off a cliff or something! Another one looked like it was rolling downhill.
Interpretation of the law is dependent on the depth of your wallet!
those were coonz in a creek bottom. one was in a tree. already had thoz deytyme hogs so opted for coonz on way back
shooting was a little off
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A little off?.... I could have done better throwing rocks! 4 boxes of Ammunition and 4 hogs?....Averages out to 1 hog per 20 rounds. Your OINK Restaurants must be doing great to afford to waste that much Ammo! There were a couple of hogs there that you could have stuck out your leg and tripped and you still missed them. Probably just as well, you would have probably shot yourself in the foot, which may not have been a bad thing, since with you laid up, we wouldn't be sitting here expecting some decent hog pictures!
Suggest you go back to the Machete and drop out of the trees. OH, yeah, almost forgot that you don't have tree's, and you never did post that one of you falling out of a tumbleweed! And this time, when you photo shop the picture, at least put a little blood on the Machete blade!
I told you that you should have taken the 2nd shooting class from me, but oh no, you knew better!
BBL,
In order for djones to find his butt with both hands, all he has to do is pull on both ears!
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You know, I hate to complain, but since your shooting has been off, and that's not the only thing off, maybe you need to change weapons. I think i found the perfect one for you!........
It also has thew advantage that once you fire it, you could charge whomever's field you happen to be shooting in, for plowing their field for them!
For anyone not familiar with this weapon, it is called a "Duster" and consists of 4 each .50 Caliber machine guns. The old WW2 .50 Caliber "Ma deuce" set into an arrangement where all 4 barrels can be opened up, or closed, and each barrel is hydraulically foot and hand operated and can be independently targeted or all 4 barrels assigned to one target. It was originally a Anti-aircraft gun, but saw service in Vietnam as a ground defense weapon, especially at Special Forces outposts. The operator sets down in the funny looking sloped thing in front sighting through a periscope and centered on all 4 guns.
If djones can't hit more than 1 hog with this, he needs more help than can be given here, and If he misses with this, then I think he ought to retire!
In order for djones to find his butt with both hands, all he has to do is pull on both ears!
It also has thew advantage that once you fire it, you could charge whomever's field you happen to be shooting in, for plowing their field for them!
For anyone not familiar with this weapon, it is called a "Duster" and consists of 4 each .50 Caliber machine guns. The old WW2 .50 Caliber "Ma deuce" set into an arrangement where all 4 barrels can be opened up, or closed, and each barrel is hydraulically foot and hand operated and can be independently targeted or all 4 barrels assigned to one target. It was originally a Anti-aircraft gun, but saw service in Vietnam as a ground defense weapon, especially at Special Forces outposts. The operator sets down in the funny looking sloped thing in front sighting through a periscope and centered on all 4 guns.
If djones can't hit more than 1 hog with this, he needs more help than can be given here, and If he misses with this, then I think he ought to retire!
In order for djones to find his butt with both hands, all he has to do is pull on both ears!
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Reminds me of the teeth on that lady you scored with not too long ago! Didn't know you had a tooth fetish. BTW I did notice that out of the last 35 hogs, this one was actually "In the ear"!
Ok, after blowing these pictures up to full size I finally figured out what you are doing. I had thought that the chains on their feet were to haul them over to get a picture after you had shot them in the wild, and then to dispose of them. But after looking closely I finally figured out that you are trapping them and keeping them chained up by the leg until you get really desperate for a picture then, and only then, do you go out to where you have them chained and shoot them from about 15 feet. Then you hook the chains, already around their legs, to your bumper and drag them out to get their picture taken.
Not only that but by printing up all the pictures you have posted over the last several weeks,, I can see a reoccurring pattern of the same hogs in about 8 different pictures on 4 different postings. so you take them out, shoot them, arrange them, then rearrange them in a different pattern several times, taking pictures of each pattern then just sit back and post them as different hogs at different times. And the viewers think you are going out all the time shooting more hogs!
Have you no pride at all?
I understand that the lady you scored with the other night violated one of the primary rules of Casual dating. She shouldn't have pointed and laughed!
Not only that but by printing up all the pictures you have posted over the last several weeks,, I can see a reoccurring pattern of the same hogs in about 8 different pictures on 4 different postings. so you take them out, shoot them, arrange them, then rearrange them in a different pattern several times, taking pictures of each pattern then just sit back and post them as different hogs at different times. And the viewers think you are going out all the time shooting more hogs!
Have you no pride at all?
Since when is a Depend's diaper considered a "Man Purse"? And in regards to the above quote, maybe you need to move your underwear up a size larger to ladies, size 4! And because of that, if you get cold hands, you'd better be wearing trapdoor outerwear, otherwise you'll never find it in time!
I understand that the lady you scored with the other night violated one of the primary rules of Casual dating. She shouldn't have pointed and laughed!
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