Tax Return

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Franklin, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. Franklin

    Franklin Well-Known Member

    Feb 23, 2008
    I received my tax return for 201[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]2[/FONT][FONT=&quot] back from the IRS.

    It puzzles me!!!
    They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
    I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
    I replied: 20 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
    42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;
    Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
    Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?[/FONT]
  2. Wile E Coyote

    Wile E Coyote Well-Known Member

    Nov 22, 2010
    Uh oh.... I forgot to list the crack heads.

    I hate when this happens.