A few years ago, an old Texas cowboy was asked what the secret of his long life was. He said that when he was a little boy, his grampaw had told him to sprinkle a teaspoon of gunpowder on his breakfast every morning. He had done exactly that every day of his life. Recently, he passed away at the age of 103. He left behind 7 children, 34 grandchildren, 14 great-grandchildren, and 3 great-great-grandchildren. He also left a 15 foot deep crater where the crematorium used to be.