Mr. Jones
I went back a number of pages of posts and noticed that in addition to a lot of hogs, you always had a perfect photogenic (That means nice for you people in Phoenix) smile and it was the kind of smile that advertisers look for for their advertising campaigns.
So I got to thinking, and kind of worked up some preliminary advertising shots to see how they'd come out and thought I'd submit them for review before I bounced the idea off of some friends in the advertising industry. I like them, but do you want to see your face plastered all over the country on Billboards, sides of semi trailers, inside Hunting and Fishing magazines, heck might even get a few talk shows eventually and once really recognized, you might even get a political appointment, providing you owe the IRS enough back taxes.
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I think this one must have been taken when you were much younger, but heck, makeup artists can do wonders now days.
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Now see, doesn't the smile just fit with the advertisement?
If you like these, have got hundreds of other slogans, but need more pictures and not just of hogs. I mean something to go with " On your wedding night, don't forget the Wesson Oil" and slews of others of similar high quality slogans. Mucho dinero $$$$$.
Anyway, think it over and let me know and I'll get the contracts drawn up!
Packrat
My wife says I have waaaaaaay too much time on my hands, but can't figure what she's talking about.