Grammer lessons

[stirner]

ONE: I saw this on a T-shirt- THERE are people who didn't listen to THEIR teacher's grammer lessons, and THEY'RE driving me nuts! TWO: This is addressed TO those of us that do it TOO often.

 

[wyosteve]

Too funny--a thread about 'grammar' and it's misspelled!!

 

[dmoon]

Here's another lesson:

Dear people who type in all lowercase,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse,
and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely,

Capital Letters.

 

[stirner]

"Grammer" was intentionally misspelled to add humor, so the effect on those affected would not be insulting.
Thanks all for the lead-in for this post.

 

[Rich Coyle]

Misuse of "I" and "me" and "who" and whom" reach right off the screen. No tellin' how much I mess up, but I am ignorant of my misuse of the language.

 

[Dosh]

An entertaining post. Must admit I occasionally cringe at "muzzle break" instead of "muzzle brake". dmoon, great example!!

 

[Riflehunter1776]

people who don't speak proper grammer need to get hit in the teeth with a hammer....at least that's what my teacher used to tell me.

and yeah, I always like to see "muzzle break" "bare arms" and "rifle site"

 

[Bravo 4]

I ain't got no problem with none of this, cain't sea were the problem lays.

 

[joep17]

Me ain't 2 well with inglish

I don't now to spel engin-Ear Butt now me is 1!

Seriously though autocorrect often changes words and sometimes I don't catch it and things come out with a different meaning.

AND my Uncle Jack organized a "car raising " contest

 

[26Reload]

Spell check sucks...but having my right arm in a splint makes it a pita to hit the space bar instead of the commas.....so I spend twice as long typing to remove the commas....
but I really hate spell check...

 

[iowaelkbum]

"just country" won't like this thread!

 

[KNOTFERSAIL]

Ouch....Lol

 

[just country]

morning, u r right. my grandmother, was a professor of English/Lit.
at the university of Tulsa, Okla. she would say the misuse of the
English language was do to no being educated. such as profanity and
not using correct pronunciation of the English language.
now i was a cryptologist op. and repairmen with military intel.
in the army rangers. we typed in lower case for speed.
IT is proper to use caps. were needed. I do not care.
some people r hemeroid pinchers for correctness.
I go the education needed that my grandmother
spoke of. better clean ur windows in the glass house u
live in. GBOT TUM
G od B less O ur T roops T hank Y ou M uch

 

[joep17]

LMFAO! just country!
The first time I left Alberta and went to Oklahoma I had my first chichen fried steak.

Doont Kare how u spel it, bring me another 1

And more seriously, even though I am a Canadian, the respect I have for your armed forces is immense.

Without you, the world would not be as safe and wonderful as we can enjoy