Deadly Weapons

[59FLH]

 

[M1A1ABRAMS]

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The fly swatter should have a metal handle just saying. And where's the leather strap at ? lol

 

[FireFlyFishing]

My mom has a .308.

 

[victor3ranger]

My mom has a .308.

My mom daily carries a 1911 45, all 4'10" of her

 

[cajun]

My mom has a .308.

Yeah but she didnt use it on you lol. Unlike the other stuff.

 

[crashlanding]

My mom didn't need a weapon, her open hand did the talking

 

[FireFlyFishing]

Yeah but she didnt use it on you lol. Unlike the other stuff.

Haha. Fair enough

 

[Bob Wright]

My mom called my dad at work. The wait was sheer torture. Sometimes she didn't dial all the numbers to my dad's phone. Still torture, fake talking to my dad.

 

[Muddybuddy]

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When I was 6-7 years old I thought if I broke all my moms wooden spoons she couldn't use them to spank me…

That turned out to be a false assumption…

 

[victor3ranger]

When I was 6-7 years old I thought if I broke all my moms wooden spoons she couldn't use them to spank me…

That turned out to be a false assumption…

Oh man those long wooden spoons were not fun.
Usually mom would beat my butt and then the minute dad got home it was always round two.

 

[FireFlyFishing]

This thing was not fun…ask me how I know…

 

[crashlanding]

I know the pain of the belt, my dads weapon of choice

 

[FireFlyFishing]

I know the pain of the belt, my dads weapon of choice

mmm, yep. Ditto. Dad vs. Mom. Mom would say…when Dad gets home…then i would know real parenting!

 

[Old Rooster]

Mom made us go the creek and cut a long limber willow switch and if we ran it got worse!But we loved and respected our parents.
Kids today get a good talking to.