Why men prefer guns over women

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  1. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

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    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    And here we go...

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
     
  2. Dgd6mm

    Dgd6mm Well-Known Member

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    I read them to my wife, she laughed. :)
     
  3. lsm62

    lsm62 Well-Known Member

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    mine did not :D
     
  4. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

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    I copied and pasted this from my regular e-mail, and now see the last line did not make it:

    "the number 1 reason men prefer guns over women: guns never say I'm too tired, honey.