Why men prefer guns over women

[Gene]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

 

[Dgd6mm]

I read them to my wife, she laughed.

 

[lsm62]

mine did not

 

[Gene]

I copied and pasted this from my regular e-mail, and now see the last line did not make it:

"the number 1 reason men prefer guns over women: guns never say I'm too tired, honey.

 

[FEENIX]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

WOW! I cannot believe it has been this long since I first saw it.

Here's the FB version,

 

[Barrelnut]

I thought the number 1 reason was because you can buy a silencer for a gun.

 

[Longtine88]

Mine took her clothes off!!!

 

[gunaddict]

I have that on a sign in my gun room. One day my ex girlfriend said" you spend more time in your gun room and shooting than you do with me". I pointed and said " here is your sign", you gave it to me. Lol

 

[birddog 68]

I have that on a sign in my gun room. One day my ex girlfriend said" you spend more time in your gun room and shooting than you do with me". I pointed and said " here is your sign", you gave it to me. Lol

I couldn't help but notice that you referred to her as your ex girlfriend. Did you go through with #10 or she found a non shooter?

 

[gunaddict]

LOL, no she said, you love your guns more than me, I pointed to the sign. All kidding aside she was not the one for me.

 

[Barrelnut]

LOL, no she said, you love your guns more than me, I pointed to the sign. All kidding aside she was not the one for me.

So.... what gun did you replace her with?

 

[gunaddict]

3 more customs rifles, scopes, bullets, brass and powder. I got the better deal. I built her a 7 Saum and I did not let her take it. I gave it to my daughter.