Speechless

[scope-eye]

There was a knock on the door last week.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing

there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the sh&t out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

• Dean