Smart blonde

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Gene, Jun 25, 2015.

  1. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

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    ​A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.

    "Yes Madame," said the clerk. "I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"

    "Braille," she replied.