Smart blonde

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  1. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

    Jan 23, 2007
    ​A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too ---- close" embroidered on her panties and bra.

    "Yes Madame," said the clerk. "I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"

    "Braille," she replied.