Redneck Solution

[dok7mm]

The Pentagon announced today, the formation of a new 500-man fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These troops will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about ISIS. 1. The season opens today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, Pickups, nude women, country music.....or Jesus and 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhart. The Pentagon expects the war to be over by Friday.

 

[dsculley]

The really sad thing about this one is that it would work. The force could probably be doubled with volunteers in a week. But then, the "Rules of Engagement" would have to be modified. And if the "Rules of Engagement" were as they should be, the guys who serve now could pretty much do the same thing.

Dennis

Neither common sense, nor common courtesy...........are very common any more!