Re-paint your porch for $50 ...

[FEENIX]

 

[SidecarFlip]

Ed: That is just downright terrible...... Good idea though.

 

[Alaska2006]

Heck of a good deal right there.

 

[FEENIX]

Ed: That is just downright terrible...... Good idea though.

An FB friend posted it and just had to share.

 

[morcey2]

"I got your porch painted but I gotta tell ya, the car sure looks a lot more like a Lamborghini than a porch."

 

[Bravo 4]

She paint it naked?

 

[Bravo 4]

Or is that her "painter's" outfit in the picture?

 

[Win.308Stealth]

That's not a whore. That's my buddy's ex-wife!! whores charge, she gives it away for free!!!

 

[Bravo 4]

That's not a whore. That's my buddy's ex-wife!! whores charge, she gives it away for free!!!

Sounds like my ex, I had to ask her why she doesn't charge. Told her she would make a killin'!
I always said I'd never pay for sex, but my ex-wife was the most expensive thing imaginable. It was like I was paying for everybody else to have sex with her, especially when I was on deployments.
Remember: with a whore you aren't paying for the sex, you are paying her to leave.