A man brings his best buddy back home for dinner.
His wife screams at him, "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas & I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
What the f*** did you bring him home for?"
"Cause he's thinking of getting married."
His wife screams at him, "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas & I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
What the f*** did you bring him home for?"
"Cause he's thinking of getting married."