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Discussion in 'Humor' started by C.O. Shooter, Apr 6, 2015.
I don't usually post funnies, "butt" this one is good!
Some of the gals I know would make a sandwich out of the guy she pulled the knife on.
Yeah, I don't think I would count on the sandwich outcome.
If the bread and butter does not do the trick, hand her a broom. Chances are she will pick flight!
In the south we have a saying.
If she starts the conversation with "Oh hell no...." start running. I doubt she's making a sandwich.
In my house that sandwich would be liver. Warm and steaming...
Usually an "Ok..." or "Everything is fine..." is the alarm for the imminent nuclear launch. You should seek cover immediately.
If she says..."That's OK....you're gonna have to sleep sometime!"