Mean Hombre

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Randy Tidwell, Apr 19, 2019.

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  1. Randy Tidwell

    Randy Tidwell Well-Known Member

    Feb 14, 2019
    Two guys sitting around their campfire overlooking the valley.

    Off in the distance they spotted a cloud of dust heading straight at them.

    As it got closer, they thought it was a man on a horse.

    Then they realized it wasn't a horse. He was riding a Grizzly Bear and he was whipping him with his whip.

    Just before he got to there camp, they realized he was using a rattle snake for a whip

    He came sliding to stop, bull dogged the bear and hog tied him with the snake.

    To their amazement he walked up to there campfire, bare handed he picked up the pot of boiling coffee and gulped it down.

    Still in shock at what they seen, they asked if he would like something to eat.i

    He wiped his mouth on his sleeve and said "I would love to sit a spell, but I got one mean Hombre a chas'n me!"
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