A long range hunter returned home after being gone hunting for several weeks. Quick shower, then to bed. Wakes up the next morning hearing his wife heading for the kitchen. As he's laying there a great thought enters his mind. He grabs a piece of paper and a pencil and writes the following note:
The pole is up
the tent is spread
forget about breakfast
and come back to bed
He calls the dog over and tells it to "take it to Mama"
About 5 minutes later, here comes the dog with a note in its mouth
He opens the note and read:
Let the pole down
and put the tent away,
the Monkey had a Hemorrhage,
No Circus today!
Packrat 6
The pole is up
the tent is spread
forget about breakfast
and come back to bed
He calls the dog over and tells it to "take it to Mama"
About 5 minutes later, here comes the dog with a note in its mouth
He opens the note and read:
Let the pole down
and put the tent away,
the Monkey had a Hemorrhage,
No Circus today!
Packrat 6
