John O'Reilly hoisted a beer and said " Here is to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife !"
That won him the prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary , I won the prize for the best toast of the night.
She said" Oh did you now,and what was your toast?"
John said." Here is to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife".
Oh that was very nice indeed John, said Mary.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's buddies on the street. The man chuckled fleetingly and said John won the prize toast at the pub with a toast about you Mary.
Mary said yes he good me and I was a bit surprised my self,you know he's only been
there twice in the last four years, once I had to pull him by the ears to get him to come,
and the other time he fell asleep!
That won him the prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary , I won the prize for the best toast of the night.
She said" Oh did you now,and what was your toast?"
John said." Here is to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife".
Oh that was very nice indeed John, said Mary.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's buddies on the street. The man chuckled fleetingly and said John won the prize toast at the pub with a toast about you Mary.
Mary said yes he good me and I was a bit surprised my self,you know he's only been
there twice in the last four years, once I had to pull him by the ears to get him to come,
and the other time he fell asleep!
L! You gotta love 'em Irish!
