Breakfast for a little boy

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Randy Tidwell, Apr 19, 2019.

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  1. Randy Tidwell

    Randy Tidwell Well-Known Member

    Feb 14, 2019
    Little boy came down for breakfast one morning only to find his Mom had not made it for him.
    He asked where breakfast was and she told him he had to do his chores first.
    After arguing with her, he stormed out to do his chores.
    He was so mad when he entered the hen house, he started kicking the chickens. Then he went to the pigs and started kicking them. After that, the cows were next, kicked everyone of them.

    When he came back to the house, all he seen on the table was bowl of cerial with now milk.

    He asked his mom "Where is he bacon, eggs, and milk!"

    Se replied "I seen you kicking the animals, so you get no eggs, bacon or milk for a month!"

    About that time, dad came into the kitchen. The cat ran accross in front of him and he almost tripped. He kicked the cat out of the way.

    The little boy looked at his mom and said "Do you want to tell him or should I?"
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  2. Liberator

    Liberator Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2013
    Maybe that's what I did wrong ! Frickin cat.
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