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[59FLH]

 

[Ol' Red]

Seldom is there an ugly girl with enough Jack Daniels. And when the US navy fleet docks for refueling, there are no ugly girls.

 

[Varmint Hunter]

Isn't there a song that says, "There's never an ugly girl at closing time"? There may be some truth to that. You usually figure it out in the morning. LOL

 

[Ol' Red]

Isn't there a song that says, "There's never an ugly girl at closing time"? There may be some truth to that. You usually figure it out in the morning. LOL

That would be the mornings that you consider chewing your arm off so you don't wake her as you sneak out. Then you smile remembering that you used your buddy's name instead of your own.

 

[YZ-80]

Isn't there a song that says, "There's never an ugly girl at closing time"? There may be some truth to that. You usually figure it out in the morning. LOL

Yes. Immediately proceeding the walk/run of shame.

 

[twraska]

I think it's, the girls all get prettier at closing time.

 

[ARlife4me]

Isn't there a song that says, "There's never an ugly girl at closing time"? There may be some truth to that. You usually figure it out in the morning. LOL

Then it becomes "coyote ugly". You chew your arm off cause she's asleep on it to get away from her without waking her

 

[dustbag]

Isn't there a song that says, "There's never an ugly girl at closing time"? There may be some truth to that. You usually figure it out in the morning. LOL

There's a song from my youth that asks "Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek and wake up with Bo Diddley?"

 

[Victor3Ranger1]

I remember one night saying that very thing and the next day I remember getting cold chills

My brother asked "just how much did you have to drink?" While shaking his head