If your wife is mad at you

[HockeyDad]

Buy a new gun.

She's already mad at you, and now you have a new gun.

 

[martyj]

sounds logical to me

 

[Muddyboots]

Heck, I could get one a week then.

 

[Huntsman66]

Lol… maybe im just extremely lucky, but mine never says a thing about my buying habits and every once in a while she will walk in and say "I think you need a new gun"….. but then I think she is more diabolical than sweet, because she now knows I can never say anything about what she does? . Oh well she's happy and I have toys… WIN WIN

 

[Ken61]

My wife just says "Keep good records so I will know what to ask for them when the time comes."

 

[LRNut]

Mine tops the list. Back in about 2005 I got an email for a smoking deal to hunt lions in Tanzania. I told her about it and she said, "Why don't you book it?" I said, "It is going to be about $50,000 - what if I don't get one?"

She said, "Well, you just go again."

 

[chutinlead]