I once left my wife a note I was going fishing for stripers.

[HockeyDad]

It's not my fault I'm a bad speller.

 

[HockeyDad]

Q: Where does extra virgin olive oil come from?


A: Really ugly olives.

 

[HockeyDad]

Mary had a little lamb.


That's what she gets for sleeping out in the barn.

 

[1mechanic]

You're right you're a bad speller cause stripers are the fish and what I think you meant to write to make a joke was strippers.

 

[Muddyboots]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Coyote Shadow Tracker]

You guys are bad!

 

[Varmint Hunter]

The Police came to my door the other day. They said, "it looks like your wife was hit by a bus".

I said, "yeah I know but she's really good with the kids".

 

[PlumberEd]

Now that's funny

 

[Muddyboots]

"Dad" jokes rule!

 

[tmmcampbell]

I got a new 300WM for my wife.



Now that's a good trade.

 

[Ken61]

Gee, I sure am gonna miss her.

The way I heard the punch line