I was off for a couple of days

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An elderly couple finally learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was no-nonsense.

One afternoon the wife went to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.

The husband texted back to her:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise

The minister started his Children's Sermon with a question, "Who knows what a Resurrection is?"
Without missing a beat little Johnny says, "If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your physician.
The pastor is still laughing.

Dean
 
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