Turkey bacon? Git a rope.So much love for this... lol.
I let my wife buy the groceries for a family pack-in elk hunt a couple years ago. When my uncle opened the cooler and pulled out turkey"bacon", I thought I was gonna be disowned! All week long, I had to put up with snide, passive-aggressive remarks being (in)directed at the lack of proper nutrition due to alternative meats.... it's still going on today!