High cost of Colonoscopy

[Veteran]

There was this guy complaining about his wife's colonoscopy. It cost $17,500!

Very expensive but then he said, well thank God I had good insurance and our out of pocket was only $500.

Then another guy pipes up, that he gets a colonoscopy every year!

He says its always on April 15, and given by the U.S. Proctologist at U.S. Treasury.

He says very very expensive, 100% out of pocket!

 

[Rick Richard]

I hear there is a judge in New York City who performs the best of this….procedure.

 

[Veteran]

I hear there is a judge in New York City who performs the best of this….procedure.

Yeah, that guy deserves an endless reaming with a colonoscopy that never ends in search of a polyp that just doesn't exist.........A colonoscopy that never ENDS.......no pun intended......

 

[8x68s]

I hear there is a judge in New York City who performs the best of this….procedure.

... and hopefully it contributes to stopping that cancer.

 

[Rick Richard]

... and hopefully it contributes to stopping that cancer.

And the other with the bad lobotomy procedure.

 

[8x68s]

There are no good choices...

 

[Pureblood]

My friend Dave was given a colonoscopy by aliens.

 

[Pureblood]

It was no laughing matter. He came out of the pub one Friday night and became very light headed, all of a sudden he started spinning around in column of bright light and was taken up into space at warp speed.

Early the next morning he was discovered behind the local shopping mall with shopping cart on top of him and his trousers around his ankles. He says he knows for sure that the gave him a colonoscopy examination with a probe.

 

[Barrelnut]

It was no laughing matter. He came out of the pub one Friday night and became very light headed, all of a sudden he started spinning around in column of bright light and was taken up into space at warp speed.

Early the next morning he was discovered behind the local shopping mall with shopping cart on top of him and his trousers around his ankles. He says he knows for sure that the gave him a colonoscopy examination with a probe.

Heard the Canadian medical system was haphazard, but had no idea it was that bad!

 

[victor3ranger]

It was no laughing matter. He came out of the pub one Friday night and became very light headed, all of a sudden he started spinning around in column of bright light and was taken up into space at warp speed.

Early the next morning he was discovered behind the local shopping mall with shopping cart on top of him and his trousers around his ankles. He says he knows for sure that the gave him a colonoscopy examination with a probe.

Been there before but not with my pants down lol