Ex wife

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Gene, Jun 25, 2013.

  1. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

    Jan 23, 2007
    The Ex-wife

    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
    One evening, after the honeymoon,
    he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

    His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
    After along period of silence she finally speaks.

    Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, fishing and wake boarding.
    Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

    Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

    "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    And he says. ”I wasn't “
  2. mtnwrunner

    mtnwrunner Well-Known Member

    May 12, 2009
    Now, that's funny. Good one!