Those Pretty Blondes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, May 24, 2011.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

    May 17, 2007
    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she
    has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the
    horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
    motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
    the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

    In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem
    to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
    horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.
    The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its
    slipping rider.

    Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
    leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
    Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup;
    she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
    her head is struck against the ground over and over.

    As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
    moments away from unconsciousness when to her great
    fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and
    unplugs the horse.

    And you thought all they did was say Hello.

    Disclaimer: no blondes were hurt in the stealing, writing, posting, or editing of this joke

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