A wife was looking in the mirror and contemplating on getting breast implants.
She asks her husband, "Honey, my breasts are sooo small. What would you say if I wanted to get breast implants?"
Her husband chuckles and replies, "You should try rubbing toilet paper in-between your breasts and see if that helps."
After a few weeks of doing this, distraught, the wife said to her husband, "Dear, I've been doing this for weeks and it doesn't seem to have done ANYTHING!"
To which the husband replies, "Well, it was worth a shot, it's done wonders for your a** since I've met you!"
She asks her husband, "Honey, my breasts are sooo small. What would you say if I wanted to get breast implants?"
Her husband chuckles and replies, "You should try rubbing toilet paper in-between your breasts and see if that helps."
After a few weeks of doing this, distraught, the wife said to her husband, "Dear, I've been doing this for weeks and it doesn't seem to have done ANYTHING!"
To which the husband replies, "Well, it was worth a shot, it's done wonders for your a** since I've met you!"
