I shot my own Thanksgiving turkey this year.

[HockeyDad]

Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food aisle.
Also, I'm not allowed back in Safeway anymore.

 

[crystalgayleguy]

Now that's funny but the problem is now that turkeys are identifying as ducks or geese

 

[trout004]

Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food aisle.
Also, I'm not allowed back in Safeway anymore.

Tell us the story. Please provide distance, caliber, bullet, photos, etc…

Actually shooting a frozen turkey sounds better than eating it, depending on who does the cooking

 

[Coyote Shadow Tracker]

Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food aisle.
Also, I'm not allowed back in Safeway anymore.

Great one for originality
Too funny and so TRUE!!!!!!!
Hats off to you sir!

You are in our top TWO LRH members. (one is me)

 

[MtPockets]

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