martyj
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[FONT="] [FONT="]The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT="] [FONT="]She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]"Very good![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]"Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japs."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]"Who said that? I want to know right now!" ...she angrily demanded.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]The teacher fainted.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="] [FONT="]As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're screwed!"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT="]Little Akio said quietly, "The American public if Hillary Clinton gets elected."[/FONT]
