How women think.....

scope-eye

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How women think.....

Husband's text Message:

"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays.

The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot.

Wife's Response:

"Who's Paula?"
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Judge: "You understand that you have sworn, to tell the truth?"
Me: "I do."
Judge: "You understand what happens if you commit perjury?"
Me: "My side wins?"
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Dean
 
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