How to Answer the Doctor’s Safety Questions

[FEENIX]

Well if that's the case, a more pertinent question would probably be, do you buy any of your whiskey with a handle on the bottle?

I would gladly engage in spirited discussion if that was the question.

 

[asd9055]

That's a legit question for routine doctors visits.

I tell my kids to say "none of your business". Have had no issues. BUT most medical facilities have a no weapons sign.

In a normal world, you'd be able to have fun with the question like the OP stated.

Don't agree it's legit unless it's a psych clinic. It was an Obama administrations failed attempt into our rights. Some of us were paying attention then as we are paying attention now.

 

[lancetkenyon]

Last few times I have had to go to the ER, I have said "Guns? No..."

They ask some weird questions.
"Do you feel safe?" (I said "I don't like ghost or demon movies." to that one).
"Does your partner make you do things you do not want to do?" (I said "Yes, makes me watch ghost and demon movies!" to that one).
The nurse laughed...my wife did not.

 

[Coldfinger]

An actual doctor not that long ago used to get all his rifles shipped to his office. Had rifles and boxed rifles stacked all over and his door was never locked. He finally retired.

Some of the best medicine known to mankind is the smell of burnt gunpowder!!!