How moses got the 10 commandments

FEENIX

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honour thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments..'
'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
'They're free.'
'We'll take 10.'

There. That should upset just about everybody..... :):D:rolleyes::cool:
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Simple do you belong in one of the 10 commandments or do you fall into a different set of 10 commandments. Because this is under humor take it that way.:rolleyes:
 

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Simple do you belong in one of the 10 commandments or do you fall into a different set of 10 commandments. Because this is under humor take it that way.:rolleyes:

Yes indeed under humor and simply does not need any explanation as presented, unless you don't have any humor as you seem to convey on your original post.

It's simply a joke not a religious issue that one has to take side on.
 

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I have a great sense of humor but I thought for sure in todays climate ,that you would get a bit of backlash over it so I figured if you posted it for humor only you must belong in one of commandments. Having a little fun so keep it that way.:D
 
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