Dave wanted to go hunting for the first time by himself, yet he was afraid that he would get lost.
"I've got an idea!" Dave said. "I'll take this bottle of Jack Daniels with me." (Jack Daniels is a brand alcohol for those of you that don't know.)
He goes on his hunting trip, and before you know it, he gets lost.
Days later, a search party was dispatched to find Dave, but a week passed and the search turned up empty handed. People assumed the worst and that he died.
Dave's wife, would not believe it, so she decided to go look for him herself. After a while, she found Dave alive and well sitting on a log in the middle of the woods.
"I can't believe I found you!" she said.
"Well of course you did!" said Dave. "You always seem to find me wherever I'm drinking."
"I've got an idea!" Dave said. "I'll take this bottle of Jack Daniels with me." (Jack Daniels is a brand alcohol for those of you that don't know.)
He goes on his hunting trip, and before you know it, he gets lost.
Days later, a search party was dispatched to find Dave, but a week passed and the search turned up empty handed. People assumed the worst and that he died.
Dave's wife, would not believe it, so she decided to go look for him herself. After a while, she found Dave alive and well sitting on a log in the middle of the woods.
"I can't believe I found you!" she said.
"Well of course you did!" said Dave. "You always seem to find me wherever I'm drinking."
