philny1
Well-Known Member
Many of us (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we
try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on
the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be
avoided:
01. A nose ring and bifocals
02. Spiked hair and bald spots
03. A pierced tongue and dentures
04. Miniskirts and support hose
05. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
06. Speedo's and cellulite
07. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
08. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
09. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we
try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on
the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be
avoided:
01. A nose ring and bifocals
02. Spiked hair and bald spots
03. A pierced tongue and dentures
04. Miniskirts and support hose
05. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
06. Speedo's and cellulite
07. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
08. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
09. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
