Don't shoot the Ducks!!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Waynzee, Jul 4, 2018.

  1. Waynzee

    Waynzee Well-Known Member

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    I was working with a friend and she told me her mom had some tame ducks that she wanted killed and removed from her property. I told her I would take care of them, so I got thinking about a buddy of mine that always likes to play jokes on somebody and decided to get even. I went to his house and told him to come for a ride with me, of course he just went along then asked where we are going. I told him I've got a score to settle with somebody and for him to just sit in the truck when we get there. As we came to the house where the ducks were I got out with my Ruger 10/22 and walked up to the cage and started shooting until the ducks were all dead, I looked over at the truck and my buddy was having an anxiety attack screaming at me w. t. #%& don't shoot the ducks!!!!and other words I'd never heard from him. It took him a while to calm down even after I told him what was really going on.
     
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  2. livetohunt

    livetohunt Well-Known Member LRH Team Member

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    Put a good smile on my face!

    Perfect for the 4th
     
  3. newmexkid

    newmexkid Well-Known Member

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    Gee. That almost sounds like the old Mickey Mantle joke on Billy Martin!?
     
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  4. Vortex!

    Vortex! Well-Known Member

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    I love it! That's quite funny! :D
     
  5. Waynzee

    Waynzee Well-Known Member

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    Actually that's where I got the Idea from and it was well worth it, if you could of seen my friend. P.S. he's not quite the jokester anymore. haha.
     
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  6. gunaddict

    gunaddict Well-Known Member

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    That's funny.
     
  7. Rick Richard

    Rick Richard Well-Known Member

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    Haha!