Don't shoot the Ducks!!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Waynzee, Jul 4, 2018.


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  1. Waynzee

    Waynzee Well-Known Member

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    I was working with a friend and she told me her mom had some tame ducks that she wanted killed and removed from her property. I told her I would take care of them, so I got thinking about a buddy of mine that always likes to play jokes on somebody and decided to get even. I went to his house and told him to come for a ride with me, of course he just went along then asked where we are going. I told him I've got a score to settle with somebody and for him to just sit in the truck when we get there. As we came to the house where the ducks were I got out with my Ruger 10/22 and walked up to the cage and started shooting until the ducks were all dead, I looked over at the truck and my buddy was having an anxiety attack screaming at me w. t. #%& don't shoot the ducks!!!!and other words I'd never heard from him. It took him a while to calm down even after I told him what was really going on.
     
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  2. livetohunt

    livetohunt Well-Known Member LRH Team Member

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    Put a good smile on my face!

    Perfect for the 4th
     
  3. newmexkid

    newmexkid Well-Known Member

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    Gee. That almost sounds like the old Mickey Mantle joke on Billy Martin!?
     
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  4. Vortex!

    Vortex! Well-Known Member

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    I love it! That's quite funny! :D
     
  5. Waynzee

    Waynzee Well-Known Member

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    Actually that's where I got the Idea from and it was well worth it, if you could of seen my friend. P.S. he's not quite the jokester anymore. haha.
     
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  6. gunaddict

    gunaddict Well-Known Member

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    That's funny.
     
  7. Rick Richard

    Rick Richard Well-Known Member

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    Haha!
     
  8. Bandit49

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    A rancher friend of mine had an old horse that needed to be put down. The feller just couldn't do it himself as he had had the old horse since it was a colt. So he asked me to do it the next time I was out his way.
    So the next Saturday me and Billy Bob are going out to the range for some shooting practice and while driving by the fellers ranch I see that old horse standing out in the pasture. I said to Billy Bob that damned old rancher cussed me out last time I asked about hunting on his place so I'm gonna shoot that horse of his and see what he thinks of that. I take aim with my -06 and hit that old horse right between the eyes dropping him in the dirt.
    I hear a rifle shot from the other side of the cab and Billy Bob saying "and I just shot his bull as well". That ought to fix him.
     
  9. 26Reload

    26Reload Well-Known Member

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    That's even more funny.....
    Hope your buddy liked ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS....as i bet the rancher served them to him on a silver platter......
     
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  10. Sflutes

    Sflutes Well-Known Member

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    Very funny. :D
     
  11. jstarko0329

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    Haha!