Old man sitting with his wife says: honey, I think I'm going to go to the kitchen and get some ice cream. Would you like some? Wife says: sure, I would love some.... 30 minutes later he comes out of the kitchen with a plate of breakfast for each him and her. He hands her a plate and with a hateful tone she says "I told you that I wanted my eggs scrambled" .
Reminds me of my parents.
My mom keeps telling me how bad my dad's memory is getting but what she don't realize is that hers is just as bad as his.