A guy sticks his head into the Barber Shop door and asks, "How long till I can get a hair cut?" The shop is pretty full, but the barber says, "It'll be about 2 hours, but you can have a seat and I'll get to you as soon as I can. The guys says, "Thanks! I'll be back later." The guy leaves and comes back a couple of days later. He sticks his head in the door and asks how long it'll be for a hair cut...again. Well, it's busy and he gets the same answer of 2 hours. Again, he says he'll be back later and leaves. The barber becomes curious and asks one of the patrons to follow him to see if he's going to the barber shop down the street. Shortly the patron returns, laughing hysterically and says, "I followed him....he's going to your house."