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Ballistic calculator
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Just to close this thread w a liitle humor......the local sanitorium just knocked on my door.
Two big guys all dressed in white, inquired if I had been monitoring the thread: " Ballistics Calculator" on LRH? I said why do you ask?
They replied, ok, which straight jacket do you prefer? We have the
JBM , The Applied Ballistics, or we can give you the Russian version of the Strelock? I said what is the Russian Version? What does that mean?
They grabbed me and wrestled me into it and I'm being hauled off in the padded wagon ( I think that's where paddy wagon came from).
Come to find out, no matter what you tell it in any language, even trying cuss words in 4 languages, this **** Strelock Straight jacket just won't talk back or make sense!
I'm now writing this from my padded cell, pecking it out with my nose one key at a time......so please excuse any spelling errors and such....Strelock put me here....Dang Russian Counterintelligence fake propaganda physics models and vodka! I'm scrambled eggs for life.
No more reloading!
Two big guys all dressed in white, inquired if I had been monitoring the thread: " Ballistics Calculator" on LRH? I said why do you ask?
They replied, ok, which straight jacket do you prefer? We have the
JBM , The Applied Ballistics, or we can give you the Russian version of the Strelock? I said what is the Russian Version? What does that mean?
They grabbed me and wrestled me into it and I'm being hauled off in the padded wagon ( I think that's where paddy wagon came from).
Come to find out, no matter what you tell it in any language, even trying cuss words in 4 languages, this **** Strelock Straight jacket just won't talk back or make sense!
I'm now writing this from my padded cell, pecking it out with my nose one key at a time......so please excuse any spelling errors and such....Strelock put me here....Dang Russian Counterintelligence fake propaganda physics models and vodka! I'm scrambled eggs for life.
No more reloading!
I only drink Standard Platinum (Russian) and Dripping Springs (Texan)
He already apologized for spelling mistakes...he meant RUM! It's Thanksgiving here in Canada...and RUM is the order of the day!
Lightly warmed and poured over the whipped cream on the wife's APPLE MINCEMEAT DEEP DISH PIE...OMG...BREAKFAST!!!Did someone say rum?
Muddyboots
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So if there was a new "Red Dawn" and we were all using Strelok, do you think it was on purpose? Just saying, you know, shooter on grassy knoll!
DDWing
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Very close.
DDWing
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I have no idea, but it certainly doesn't work correctly if I input the correct information.
DDWing
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Thankfully I didn't purchase Strelok. It was the free version. I'm going to try the one that 338dude posted.
DDWing
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Just to close this thread w a liitle humor......the local sanitorium just knocked on my door.
Two big guys all dressed in white, inquired if I had been monitoring the thread: " Ballistics Calculator" on LRH? I said why do you ask?
They replied, ok, which straight jacket do you prefer? We have the
JBM , The Applied Ballistics, or we can give you the Russian version of the Strelock? I said what is the Russian Version? What does that mean?
They grabbed me and wrestled me into it and I'm being hauled off in the padded wagon ( I think that's where paddy wagon came from).
Come to find out, no matter what you tell it in any language, even trying cuss words in 4 languages, this **** Strelock Straight jacket just won't talk back or make sense!
I'm now writing this from my padded cell, pecking it out with my nose one key at a time......so please excuse any spelling errors and such....Strelock put me here....Dang Russian Counterintelligence fake propaganda physics models and vodka! I'm scrambled eggs for life.
No more reloading!
SHOOTER!!!!
