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<blockquote data-quote="specweldtom" data-source="post: 517636" data-attributes="member: 2580"><p>Best dog story I ever heard. Made me think of Roaddog1M.</p><p></p><p>A guy was driving through South Dakota and saw a sign; TALKING DOG FOR SALE. When he rang the doorbell the guy told him the dog was in the back yard.</p><p>He went through the gate and saw a fine looking Lab sittng there. He asked, can you really talk. </p><p>Oh yeah, I can talk. Stunned, he asked the dog what his story was.</p><p></p><p>The dog said, well I found out I could talk when I was very young. Wanting to help my country, I contacted the CIA. They immediately put me to work, flying me all over the world, sitting in on secret meetings, conferences, etc, picking up a lot of good information, since no one ever suspected I was listening and reporting what I heard. This went on for 8 years, but I finally realized I was really tired, and getting older, so I retired, settled down, got married several times and had a whole bunch of puppies. That's about it. </p><p></p><p>The guy went back and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog. $10, he said. Whaaat? This dog is incredible. Why do you want to sell him at all, let alone so cheap?</p><p></p><p>'Cause he's a liar.....he never did any of that ****!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="specweldtom, post: 517636, member: 2580"] Best dog story I ever heard. Made me think of Roaddog1M. A guy was driving through South Dakota and saw a sign; TALKING DOG FOR SALE. When he rang the doorbell the guy told him the dog was in the back yard. He went through the gate and saw a fine looking Lab sittng there. He asked, can you really talk. Oh yeah, I can talk. Stunned, he asked the dog what his story was. The dog said, well I found out I could talk when I was very young. Wanting to help my country, I contacted the CIA. They immediately put me to work, flying me all over the world, sitting in on secret meetings, conferences, etc, picking up a lot of good information, since no one ever suspected I was listening and reporting what I heard. This went on for 8 years, but I finally realized I was really tired, and getting older, so I retired, settled down, got married several times and had a whole bunch of puppies. That's about it. The guy went back and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog. $10, he said. Whaaat? This dog is incredible. Why do you want to sell him at all, let alone so cheap? 'Cause he's a liar.....he never did any of that ****!!! [/QUOTE]
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