Best dog story I ever heard. Made me think of Roaddog1M. A guy was driving through South Dakota and saw a sign; TALKING DOG FOR SALE. When he rang the doorbell the guy told him the dog was in the back yard. He went through the gate and saw a fine looking Lab sittng there. He asked, can you really talk. Oh yeah, I can talk. Stunned, he asked the dog what his story was. The dog said, well I found out I could talk when I was very young. Wanting to help my country, I contacted the CIA. They immediately put me to work, flying me all over the world, sitting in on secret meetings, conferences, etc, picking up a lot of good information, since no one ever suspected I was listening and reporting what I heard. This went on for 8 years, but I finally realized I was really tired, and getting older, so I retired, settled down, got married several times and had a whole bunch of puppies. That's about it. The guy went back and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog. $10, he said. Whaaat? This dog is incredible. Why do you want to sell him at all, let alone so cheap? 'Cause he's a liar.....he never did any of that $hit!!!