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<blockquote data-quote="scope-eye" data-source="post: 2221094" data-attributes="member: 21274"><p>How women think.....</p><p></p><p>Husband's text Message:</p><p></p><p>"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays.</p><p></p><p>The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot.</p><p></p><p>Wife's Response:</p><p></p><p>"Who's Paula?"</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Judge: "You understand that you have sworn, to tell the truth?"</p><p>Me: "I do."</p><p>Judge: "You understand what happens if you commit perjury?"</p><p>Me: "My side wins?"</p><p>_____</p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> </ul><p>Dean</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scope-eye, post: 2221094, member: 21274"] How women think..... Husband's text Message: "Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Wife's Response: "Who's Paula?" _____ Judge: "You understand that you have sworn, to tell the truth?" Me: "I do." Judge: "You understand what happens if you commit perjury?" Me: "My side wins?" _____ [LIST] [*] [/LIST] Dean [/QUOTE]
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